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ROUTERS KICK ASS no, not those things like cisco makes... the things like PORTER-CABLE makes. A router and a router table are, like, THE BEST TOYS EVER. boy, this is gonna be a REALLY FUN learning curve to climb. first, cheap dimensional pine. later, hemlock. and finally, oak. Then, i make a bed. out of oak because it's beautiful, and out of hemlock because it's cheaper for the not-externally-visible parts, and because it's HEMLOCK. i figure this will add to the air of BITTERNESS if i can invite potential lovers to my BED OF HEMLOCK! TASTE OF MY BITTERNESS, BAYBEE! "i'm depressed. i'm going to go gnaw on my bed, now." --regis I feel compelled at this point to point out that Regis does not own the router. I own the router. Regis owns the router *table*. It's sort of a collaborative thing. When we were buying it, the cashier at home despot gave us the obligatory "and how are you today, ladies" to which we responded, "UM HELLO ROUTER we're pretty good." (in case anyone doesn't know: a router is a tool which turns wood into sawdust and noise.)we routed the snot out of a big piece of pine this afternoon. then I went and watched "dr. strangelove" on the big screen. I have rarely been so happy. --kathryn
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